Gone for coffee!

Nov 22, 2007 at 6:33 AM
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Coffeebreak

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake in green pastures

It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses

It restoreth my buzz

It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,

I will fear no Equal.

For thou art with me.

Thy cream and thy sugar,

they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me,

in the presence of The Starbucks.

Thou anointest my day with pep.

My mug runneth over.

Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life,

and I will dwell in the House of Mocha forever.

Amen

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Amen!

Very funny. Ps 23 is one of my favorites (mine and about 40 million other people too, right?)

This is one of the best parodies of it I've ever seen. Did you write it?

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This is freaking brilliant.

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Preach on sister!

Hm... now for a Beer is my Sheperd...

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amen!!! but now soy is my sheperd:(

Great one. To me coffee is a great thing to taste first thing in the morning and my system needs it, if you know what I mean.

This was great! Can I show it to my minister (who often does parody type things, and could not exist without coffee)??? He would enjoy it so much! (I think his middle name must be Starbucks...) ;-)

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Great post, I truly enjoy your humour!

Amen.
Nobody can say it better.
:)

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Solid

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This is great! Did you write this?

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LOL, fantastic... and too true. Thanks for sharing.

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Amen!

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Awesome...

Very good and very true. But what is it about Starbucks? I think their coffee is bitter and I much prefer to patronize independent coffee shops. And why can't they have a "small" size!