In an effort to get back into a fitness routine I purchased the Lisa Rinna Dance Body Beautiful videos. I figure while I am getting fit I can also learn some really cool dance moves. They are great! And are an awesome workout too!!
Tonight...my daughter decided she would try to follow along with me. After about 10 minutes - unable to get her feet co-ordinated - she'd had enough.
"I think we should ditch the workout," she said... "and settle for some cha cha cha-colate cake instead."
She is such a bad influence.
Today, as my husband and I were at the local coffee shop we witnessed this conversation.
Foreign Customer: Kafee pulease
Worker: Sorry???
Foreign Customer: kafee pulease..
Worker: puzzled look on her face
Foreign Customer: KAFEE (as he holds up & shakes his empty coffee thermos)
Worker: AHHHHH...(as begins speaking very slowly ......and very loudly) YOU. WANT. COFFEE?
Worker: WOULD. YOU. LIKE. YOUR. COFFEE. BLACK. SIR?
Why is it when someone does not speak our language, we automatically assume they are also deaf?
A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for a homework assignment.
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child's illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.
Mrs. Harrington
